Every now and then I check my spam folder, and lately there was an inexplicable and massive influx of penis enlargement and discount Rolex watches, but then I took a look at the content preview and…

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What…

What???

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And then there’s my favorite one:

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WHAT DOES THE BABY WILL?

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

(Source: videohall, via thesapphirerose)

shallieestella:

confessor thinks the same thing I do. God bless

shallieestella:

confessor thinks the same thing I do. God bless

(via thesapphirerose)

Shout out to the swarm of people who liked and reblogged my old sidequest compendium recently, I hope you find it useful and convenient.

Double shout out to the significantly smaller number of people who followed me, you’re cool folks and I hope you like what you see.

I tried the Tomodachi Life demo last night and had the thought just now that I wanted to play it more but I don’t want to buy that game, I don’t want to spend money on it, I don’t even want to use my gift card on it, I don’t want to exchange anything of distinct monetary value for it. Goddammit, I only tried it because I was curious. How dare you try to suck me in. D:<

Reasons You Should Watch Witch Craft Works:

onelazyunicorn:

*The main chacrter is cute and a really shy nice guy

* The guy is protected by the girl, so its different

* The girl is taller than the guy which is actually really cute and works in this case

*Hella cute love story but with action everywhere too

*Did I mention how frickin cute the main character is?????

(via jukitachan)

simsgonewrong:

He left the pool, the pool never left him

simsgonewrong:

He left the pool, the pool never left him

(via thesapphirerose)

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hevendemo:

fursasaida:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

The Warrior Pack purse line. There are 8 different ways you can wear the purse (handbag, purse, thigh holster, shoulder holster, messenger bag, backpack, fanny pack, and protected purse). Simply adjust the straps to change the look. The safest purse ever created and even more safe with a Glock 23 in the middle compartment! A high quality leather bag that is fun and gets noticed. See more at www.warrior-creek.com. and visit Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/WarriorCreek for giveaways and promotional offers. This bag is badass!

My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

protip if you are wearing this i am thinking inappropriate thoughts about you

Adding to the list of things I can’t afford

(via thesapphirerose)

chookypooh:

Everytime haha.

Comic by のななの, from a doujinshi I got during Winter Comiket.

(via scienceyeah)

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autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via dont-give-it-up-zolo)

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